What is the funniest joke you ever heard, please share I NEED A GOOD LAUGH?

this is my joke from my cousin. Once there was a black,a white,and a asian. they were captured by a few knights. the knights carry them off to a castle. they lock them up in the tallest dungeon. then,they had a idea. the gods of the spirits could help them with wings. so the black went by the window,and jumped out. he said " I wish i could be a hawk!" he turned into a hawk and flew away. the white jumped out of the window and said" I wish i could be a eagle!" He turned into a eagle and flew away. so the asian was last. he didn't know a lot of english, so he said the only bird he knew: pigeon. he jumped out of the window,and said" i wish to be a pigeon!" but, for the fact he was asian,he couldn't say it correctly. so instead. he said poopgeon. he turned into poop,and landed face first,on the ground.